My Dog And I Talk Poop

This My Dog And I Talk Shitty About You T-Shirt is a funny tee shirt. It’s all about dog owners, who obviously don’t do much to take care of their pets in the first place. And as the owner you are expected to be super clean and provide all the love and attention your dog needs, without bothering to do any work yourself. Well, that’s not the case any more. In fact, it has become completely unacceptable for dog owners to let their dogs run around doing whatever they want to do.

So now there are “doggie doo” T-shirts being sold all over the place. If you are a dog owner, one of these shirts should be a must have. It’s just saying that you love your dog so much, you need to make a statement to everyone that tells your dog that they don’t matter because you will not be around to give them love and attention, because you are busy working and going to work, and therefore your dog doesn’t matter.

This shirt comes with the slogan, “Don’t Talk Poop”, which might offend someone who doesn’t like hearing that particular line of dialogue, but it’s there. You can also get other shirts that say things like; My Dog And I Talk Poop, My Dog And I Play Poop, My Dog And I Eat Poop, My Dog And I Swim Poop, My Dog And I Swallow Poop, and My Dog And I Have Fun Pooping. You can find these t-shirts at almost any local apparel store. Now I know that not every dog owner will go and buy a shirt like this one, but if you are a dog owner who loves your dog so much, then you should probably make your own My Dog And I Talk Poop T-shirt.